
Phew! What a weekend!! Last Saturday I was off on our yearly Jolly Boys outing to the horse races. Every year a Bus load of us have a day out at the races. We drink, we bet and we act like a bunch of school kids for the day. Aherm. It started off on the Friday where I stayed around me mates out (Jay). His dad came down and we ordered a Chinese take out and have a couple of tinnies. We were being picked up from Jays house by his dads boss and his son who was then going to take us over to Leicester for the bus pick up that would take us down to the race course near Cambridge. Had a bit of an early night and was on the blow up bed for 11-ish. Got up around 6.30 and we grabbed a quick mug of tea and was out the door for 7.30. Met jays dad's boss, john and his son Jason (another one~lol) and we got to Leicester around 8ish. In the paper shop to get a paper with the horse racing cards in and had a quick study of those while the rest of the bus all met up. Seen some old face from previous years and the banter was quite good. The Bus turned up at dead on 8.30am and we piled on to it. Gessh....bit of an old nail this bus was. I had to move seats at one point coz the bloody roof was leaking. I had water drip down the back of me neck and over me newpaper at one point. Bloody ole knacker! The plan was to get down to this pub half an hour from the track and stop off for a full English Breakfast....couple of pints and then get to the track. We made good time down to the pub (it was called the "Woolpack"). Nice place to be honest...in a small quiet village, very olde~worlde. 1st pint of the day at just after 10am. Gah! It was to be the 1st of 16 that we sank that day. It could of been more but that’s how far I could remember. Not good...it's not big or grown up...I know...I know! We sat down and had breakfast. Was beautiful...bacon, sauage, beans, fried tomato, mushrooms, fried runny egg and toast. Just what we needed to soak up some of the ale we would have. Polished that off and then went back to the bar to study the guide. I'd about decided on what horses i were going to bet on. 3 more pints later and we got on the bus and headed off to the track. The race track we were heading to was called Huntingdon. It was a tiny little race track to be honest, the smallest i'd ever been too. But it was new, modern and very well kept. We piled off the bus and got a drink in. We then headed to the paddock and checked out the horses being walked around the trainers enclosure. Now, for the first race everyone backed the favourite...except me. The odds where so low it was hardly worth a bet on it. So, I went for the second favourite and was lucky that I got it at 5-1 in the betting. I then went down and stood near the finish line and watched the race. Mine romped in...lol....i was going a bit loopy if i was honest. lol. I put £10 and so got £50 back plus my original stake. Get in. Well, i must of had my lucky pants on coz i got 5 winners out of the 7 races. This earned me the nickname for the day has Dangerous D. All you heard all day was "what you going for on this one Dangerous"? Sheesh! By the end of the race card I was £150 up! I kept betting at the same trackside bookie and I think he was getting sick of the sight of me. lol. But, yeah...cracking day....and it got better. The last race was 3.15 and after that was done we had one for the road at the track and headed back to bus. No one was left behind this year....you alllways get one or two that misses the bus somehow....too drunk and stupid. lol. But, nope~ everyone made it on. Back to the pub where we had breakfast for an evening meal. Steak and ale pie. Awe...was starving by then. I think I took the pattern off the plate I polished it off that fast. We then had a few hours to kill at the pub...chilling out. Our little group ended up playing cards...and yup~ Dangerous cleaned up again. Another 20 quid~thankyouverymuchly! lol. Just a lucky day...I don't really gamble to be honest...prob' have a bet twice a year to be honest. Around 7.30 we all got back on the bus and headed home. A great day was nearly ruined by one idiot who could not handle his ale and wanted to start something up with another bloke~ I still don't know what that was over but it soon got sorted and they were split up. We got picked up around 9ish and went home. Phew...what a day! Sunday~well it was cancelled. I slobbed in bed until 11.30~watching football and Rugby highlights. I got up...had a brew and then Jay called saying they were meeting up town for a Sunday lunch. So, I did that...took a walk up town and had a big roast dinner which about sorted me out. I got home late afternoon and that was it...i fell asleep~woke up....fell asleep....and then pottered about the house. Next weekend...London for the day! ;-)